Социальный человек — центр вселенной

Героем данного поста будет человек. Человек, который хочет быть в центре внимания. Человек, который хочет, чтобы он был звездой. Человек, который хочет, чтобы его обсуждали. Человек, который хочет, чтобы то, что он делает, обсуждали. Человек, который хочет, чтобы … Так уж устроен человек, ну такая природа, что поделаешь.

Человек

Человек


Во всех этих стремлениях в наше время могут помочь социальные сети. Этот самый человек понимает всё это и пытается использовать их в своих «коварных» планах по захвату Вселенной. Человек хочет быть центром, центром Вселенной. Технический прогресс действительно позволяет в очень короткие сроки завоевать признание аудитории.

Facebook, Twitter, Контакт, Instagram, Foursquare, … . Человек понимает, что в качестве достижения своей цели нужно использовать именно эти социальные сети и сервисы. И чем больше, тем лучше. Поняв, это он начинает регистрироваться во всех этих дебрях и пытается пропиариться как можно лучше и как можно быстрее. Записи на стене Контакта, нелепые посты в Twitter, фотки непонятно чего из Instagram… Делая всё это, человек получает удовольствие. Удовольствие от того, что он находится в центре внимания. С двумя-тремя подписчиками и одним ретвитом (или репостом) в месяц, но находится… Вот мы видим фото человека, на котором он вместе с банкой пепси. Вот мы видим запись в Twitter какой-то популярной цитаты. Вот мы видим информацию о том, что человек теперь «на Спрашивай.ру».

Ух ты! Человек теперь «на Спрашивай.ру». Побежали все кучей задавать ему вопросы? Побежали, сделаем ему приятнее. Ведь от ответов на эти тупые вопросы у человека ещё больше будет эмоциональный подъем и ещё больше чувство того, что он — центр Вселенной. Ух ты! Видели новую фотку с Instagram, где человек тупо сфоткал дерево? Классно, правда? Давайте и сами зарегистрируемся в новом «чудо-сервисе» и прокомментируем эту божественную фотографию с эффектом затемнения? Ух ты! Новый пост в Контакте, с которого можно узнать, что человек теперь не курит. Нам же это очень важно, что он не курит, верно? Конечно важно! Нам очень важно узнать о том, что человек бросил курить. Быстро поставили лайк и прокомментировали пост.

Вот появился новый сервис «Чудо-сеть для размещения Ваших мыслей в интернете«. Как Вы думаете, человек там зарегистрируется? Конечно же зарегистрируется, ведь нам очень важно знать о том, что в данный момент думает человек. И не только нам… Вообще всему человечеству очень важно знать, о чем же в данный момент думает человек.

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Пост посвящаю всем своим знакомым-человекам, которые узнали здесь себя, и просто людям, которые без перерыва постят всякую чепуху куда только можно и ждут, пока кто-то поставит лайк, прокомментирует фото или добавится в фолловеры (друзья).

Социальный человек — центр вселенной
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